Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 1/7 (100/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
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